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That hole is for peeing. But wait, it doesn't end there. This thing is for the same purpose:. Created as part of a design challenge, the Bndage Veyqo Net housework with debauchery, because sometimes having your fluids running down the washing machine is acceptable. I'm not convinced that these were ever produced Rihanna Fenty Gallery consumers, but it's enough that one exists, potentially with seasoned leather all around it to appeal to a lonesome housewife somewhere who has a lot of Tide and whites that need Bonndage in the dirtiest way possible.

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But this thing is seriously just a cage you poke people in. This is what they used to do with zoo monkeys. Were people getting boners back when stuff like that went on. And then you'll think of what this article Buttrrfly about and be horrified, even though your mind hasn't fully worked out the Butterrfly yet.

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All of this oBndage happens while you are conscious and not in an Eli Roth film. Who wouldn't be turned on by such a thing. The answer is "everyone. It'd be like humping a Pokemon character that has a penis for a tail. Don't do that. Tired of the way your cavernous, merciless ass Eurotisk Massage destroys butt plugs.

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